Merch drop incoming

Gnarl Merch

Wear the thorns. Carry the attitude. Official gear for the inner circle.

Coming soon

These items are in development. Join the mailing list on the home page to get notified when they drop.

Gnarl's Vista Tee — Gnarled, Not Mild

Gnarl Tee

Black tee with Gnarl's silhouette. Carl's fans won't understand. That's the point.

Coming Soon
Desert Flask — matte black, zero branding

Desert Flask

Matte black, zero branding. Gnarl doesn't do logos. He does hydration on his terms.

Coming Soon
Gnarl the Tough Cactus plush

Gnarl Plush

Official Gnarl the Tough Cactus plush. Chains, eyepatch, barbed wire hat — surprisingly huggable.

Coming Soon
Outlaw Survival Kit — Gone Rogue Essentials

Outlaw Survival Kit

Gone rogue essentials for when the desert turns hostile. Limited edition. Trust optional.

Coming Soon