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Gnarl's Chronicles

Field reports from the desert's most notorious succulent — volcanoes, predators, and everywhere Carl wouldn't dare.

Extreme Destinations

  • The Lava Bar in a VolcanoJanuary 12, 2026
  • Dancing at the Tectonic Plates ClubFebruary 3, 2026
  • Face Steam at an Ocean Geothermal VentFebruary 18, 2026
  • Crossing the Darvaza Gas CraterApril 9, 2026
  • Spelunking an Unmapped Lava TubeMay 14, 2026
  • Crossing Death Valley at High NoonJune 2, 2026
  • Base Jumping a Norwegian FjordJuly 4, 2026
  • Walking Fresh Lava Fields in HawaiiAugust 22, 2026
  • Ice Climbing a Collapsing GlacierSeptember 25, 2026
  • Bungee Jumping Over Crocodile WatersOctober 11, 2026
  • Free Climbing a Tower in a Lightning StormDecember 1, 2026

Wild Encounters

  • Wrestling with CrocodilesMarch 7, 2026
  • Cage Diving with Great WhitesApril 28, 2026
  • Storm Chasing in Tornado AlleyJune 19, 2026
  • Swimming the Piranha RunJuly 21, 2026
  • Lunch with Grizzlies in AlaskaSeptember 8, 2026
  • Night Diving with Box JellyfishOctober 28, 2026
  • Running with Bulls in PamplonaNovember 14, 2026

Extreme Eats

  • Tasting Snake Venom Hot SauceMarch 22, 2026
  • Century Eggs from a Sulfur CaveAugust 5, 2026

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